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The Slow Drink

Posted by Diva on March 3rd, 2010 | No Comments »

When I used to visit clients, they almost always had some form of alcohol there. Usually wine or champagne, but sometimes something stronger. If you’re not careful you can end up getting completely plastered – some clients deliberately top up your glass all night.

If you’re with someone you don’t know too well, you should keep your wits about you. It’s fine to drink a bit, but too much alcohol can cloud your judgement. You don’t want to offend your client by refusing their drink, but there are a few sneaky things you can try so that you remain in control.

My favourite method was always playing the hostess; make him feel like a prince by fussing over him and being his ‘maid’. I would adopt this persona so that it was always me topping up our glasses. I’d drink slowly and top us both up at the same time, always giving him much more than myself. They rarely noticed, especially if I gave them a distraction (like a killer view of my cleavage or arse) as I poured.

Another thing you can try is pouring some of your drink into theirs when they go to the bathroom – do this in small amounts at a time otherwise they’ll notice. Also this is assuming that you’re drinking from the same bottle! Finally, you have the old trick of slinging some into the nearest plant pot or sink! It seems a little juvenile, but if it stops you getting wasted it could be worth it. Just don’t get caught doing it, especially if the drink is expensive…

If all else fails, just come onto them. That’s what you’re both there for, and you can’t drink while you have a cock in your mouth! Most clients won’t complain about this method.

Good luck,

x Diva x

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